It will be-ee, It will be so nice

I've just booked a HOLIDAY, an actual out of the house ,the state, the country H O L I D A Y
whoopeeeeeeeeee.

I have decided that paying extra tax all year round is a much better way of saving than actually trying to put it somewhere myself where i cannot touch it.

So, the junior miss and I are off to New Zealand for three weeks in January Im so excited, I havent been there since I was 4 (thats 30 years ago folks and far out that makes me feel old.)

where was I , oh yeah, excited, and Im not often excited let me tell you. I havent been this chuffed about something since I purchased a sexy new graphics tablet for myself and that was yesterday so this week is a good one for the frivolous purchases / deserved rewards.

I have family in NZ so its not like totally uncharted territory but I promised the junior miss that I'd take her overseas before she turned 12 (and had to pay adult fare) Im cutting it a bit fine because she will have her birthday smack bang in the middle of the HOLIDAY but nevertheless If I do this for her as promised then the next holiday can involve me and beer and she can stay with Grandma.

New Hotness

I like Jake, Jake makes me laugh and Jake is hot, in a totally real person you'd like to get sweaty with and laugh with and fuck and eat doritos* in bed with kinda way.

Jake is also a leetle bit crayzee as am I, this is comforting makes me feel less alien, a little more stalker ... but less alien.

*insert food of choice here

click on Jake to go to Jakes blog.

Jake Jake Jakeity Jake

Almost one Semester down, 7 to go

Yippee, Ive got all assignments back and although I didnt do my usual "its crap" just to end up with a credit thing, I did in fact pass so I dont have to do anything over. hoo-fuckin-ray !!

I got my first distinction for a subject though, that looks interesting on my academic record full of F2's and W's,(unofficial v official withdrawals)It's amazing what a difference not being depressed and overwhelmed does to a transcript.

I havent yet failed anything that I have actually handed up, I take pride in that :) even if my record tells a different story.

My next challenge is to work out how to drop a web design subjext I want to do NOW into a teachign degree Im scheduled to complete in 2012.

Then its 8 weeks of maths !

eek.

Random Sunday FG Factage

1) I have a massive crush on David Walliams.

2) I dont "do" dusting.

3) I wish I was thinner but I am afraid I'd ahem "turn into" an uncontrollable sex monster if i was.

4) I dont really like chocolate, or icecream

5) I want to be Annie Liebowitz when I grow up.

6) I have three jobs and am studying teaching at uni (until I grow up)

7) I still miss my ex because when he wasnt being an asshole he loved me, and he was hot. and we had lots of sex. (he's been dead for three years.)

9) I dont like shopping much.

9) I'm posessed with a rapier wit that is not always used for evil

10) I dont like the beach.

Jeebus that was a bit depressing. I only wanted to talk about David Walliams really.

Hotness.























You may have seen him in another of his incarnations ..... I just wanna see him naked and up close. with noooooone else around. But Dave , hey if you are reading this I'd settle for a chat over a beverage.