Thursday, November 16, 2006

oopsie

My neighbour and I have been drinking and copying porn VCD's for the last few hours. I though I was keeping up ( WITH THE DRINKING) but she just fell over three times, the last time on her face, I thnk she's broken her nose but she doesnt realise it yet.
Im not sure if this means that a) I can handle my alcohol better b0 I have better balance over all or c) she is just a totally out of control alcomaholic. if so does that make me an in control alcomaholic ? I usually am blessed with control issues to a varying degree.
Anyway. we both have to work in the morning. I just carried her home. and I can stil type. should I be concerned ?
FG xx

Monday, November 13, 2006

MEMEMEME

Stolen From Twisted Uterus who stole it from Marit who Is someone I dont know.
1. FIRST NAME? B .. somethinsomethin
2. ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Loads of people had names before me I didnt start nufink new there
3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? ummm, cant remember (oh the joy of anti-depressants)
4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? sometimes, if i have a nice pen.
5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? theres a difference between breakfast and dinner meat? I like Lamb and Chicken. and if this thing means processed crap I choose Fritz.
6. KIDS One Human, two canine.
7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDSWITH YOU? yeah absolutley but I reckon I would have punched myself by now
8. WHERE IS 8 ?
9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Your reading it.
10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes.
11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No Fucking Way.
12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Muesli with fruity bits
13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? only if they are thongs.
14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Yes.
15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Boysenberry ripple
16. SHOE SIZE? small and wide like little webbed rectangles.
17. RED OR PINK? See a Doctor.
18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? I am a master procrastinator
19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My Ex, no not you asshole the one before.
20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Yes everyone in the ENTIRE WORLD.
21. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Black Pants White and pink shoes (ack).
22. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Clickety Clickety clack
23. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Purple.
24. FAVORITE SMELL? Cooking bacon, White Musk (bodyshop). freshly showered boys (over 18)
25. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Uhhh My Daughter.
26. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? That I am attracted to them.
27. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? First Impressions are good
28. FAVORITE DRINK? Grapefruit juice, or cranberry
29. FAVORITE SPORT? Yuk, me no like sport
30. EYE COLOR? Whitish with slatey bluey greyey circles in them and black circles in those.
31. HAT SIZE? I fuckin hate hats. If I wear one its stretchy (and cold outside)
32. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No. Glasses, yes.
33. FAVORITE FOOD? Cheese.
34. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATER? Pirates of the Carribean II
35. SUMMER OR WINTER? Spring.
36. HUGS, KISSES OR BOTH? Both. depending on who's offering
37. FAVORITE DESSERT? Lemony things.
38. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Hello is anyone still reading this ?
39. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Most of the human race.
40. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Media Literacies Readings for UNI (yeah right)
41. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE? Dont have a favourite.
42. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT ON TV? Nothing.
43. FAVORITE SOUNDS. My Nieces.
44. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles
45. WHAT'S YOUR SPECIAL TALENT? That isnt x-rated? probably would say I have a good eye.
46. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN? June 19th 1971, Adelaide, South Australia
47. WHO SENT this to you? Stole it from Twisted Uterus
48. The one thing you like most about yourself? My brain
49.Who is the one person who knows you better than anybody? My ex, no not you asshole, The one who died.
50. One thing you would like to say to those you are sending this to? Thanks for listening.