id rather eat johnny depp than lollies

cant ... stop .... eating ...
pms is not my friend.
have nothing of note to report. went to see the new charlie and chocolate factory last night, was ok but feel biased due to repeat exposure to gene wilder as a youngster.
on a scale of hotness though id pick johnn depp for sure, even if it meant cannibalism.
watched "crash" last week best movie ive seen for ages, recommend it. um what else..
FINALLY got passport photos done and filled in form and put it in with the guarantor bit in the wrong fucking ink colour so have to do the whole thing again.
still no guarantee that daughters will get done becasuse i have to put in a special form explaining why there is no father signature on it. (becasue he ran away and doesnt care about his daughter doesnt cut it apparently ) so i have to prove that ive looked for him and seing i have no fucking clue where he is its a kind of challenge i dont need so its the form.
im really feeling quite hormonally worked over at the moment so excuse me if im not witty and verbose ( its not worked over in a good way by any means)
the only other knews i have is long and convoluted and boring involving the dramas associated with two of my friends having started a relationship and me being left out in the cold and wishing them ill.
so ill leave that for another day.
till then i resume my never ending quest for adventure.
stay tuned.